Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Escape from the Facebook nation...

 

The honeymoon with Facebook continues.  But I must resist the urge to snark...so I shall do so here.  You don't mind do you? 

WTF?  Snow in Michigan.  People digging it?  Bullshit, they lie like rugs.  "Oh it's so fun to build a bunny hill with the kids?"  Cue Seth Green "Really?"

It's 60 degrees here tonight and I'm shivering like Michael J. Fox with the D.T.s. It's time to break out the electric blanket, the space heater, silk balaclava, and a small side of caviar and crackers. "Oh it's so fun to get under the blanket with my new favorite twist off bottle." 

"Really!"

P.S.  To a certain loyal follower in Miami...are you really sure about that move back to Ohio?

Monday, November 28, 2011

Remember how He upset the money changers in the temple?



Amen!!

Not to worry folks, I'm still the world's worst Catholic-- twice excommunicated and burned at the stake by proxy via registered mail. Yet, I know in my heart, that this horrid rampant big box consumerism is not what Baby Jesus wants on his birthday.

Think "Mom and Pop" shops and local sustainability when looking for that perfect Christmas gift for me.

Better yet, knit me some squares so I can outdo the bee-atches in my knitting club.
http://www.knit-a-square.com/knit-a-squillion.html.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

How did they get all of my e-harmony matches in one location?

Baby B and me watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade:

B: "Matt Lauer looks like a mouse on chemotherapy."
Big B: "Ha. WTF? Who are theses 610 Stompers?"
B: "Hey Mom, it's all of your e-harmony matches."

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

RIP Michael Hutchence

14 years ago today we lost one of the most talented, handsome, and true rock stars of his age...the  late, great Michael Hutchence.
His voice was of magnificent timber, and so emotive, his song writing unparalleled-- genius to be exact.  The vacuum he left in INXS has never been filled.

I've never quite gotten over it.  May we all take a moment to remember this tormented genius of the genre we love.  His work and memories remain with us forever...

Monday, November 21, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Heroine Addiction

Jane by the pool.
Howard Jacobson*, winner of the Man-Booker Prize, describes himself as a "Jewish Jane Austen." Howard Jacobson's* 5 favorite literary heroines:

Persuasion by Jane Austen (Dover, $2.50). I suffer from heroine addiction. The novels that moved me most as a young man were always about women in whom the desire to be treated justly, to be acknowledged, and to find fulfillment in love burns like a fire, and they remain my favorites to this day. Jane Austen possesses the power to make you feel as you read that nothing else matters in the world but the happiness of her heroines. Anne Elliot's happiness hangs by a thread in Persuasion, and the reader knows no peace until it is secured.

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë (Dover, $3.50). Jane Eyre ranks at the top among all 19th-century English heroines. I've recently seen Cary Fukunaga's new film adaptation, and was reminded how passionately principled, articulate, and marvelously angry this novel is.

Middlemarch by George Eliot (Signet, $8). Whatever conventional fulfillment she finds, Dorothea Brooke's intellectual and moral restlessness remains ungratified. Eliot's book is a towering tragedy of frustration, in which individual ambition is forever stifled by the small-mindedness of society.

Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens (Modern Library, $10). Dickens' novel about a girl who grew up in debtors prison is funnier than Middlemarch but just as searching. It's another all-encompassing narrative — about the fragility of happiness and about modest goodness seeking to stay afloat in a sea of folly, cynicism, faintheartedness, and greed.

Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy (Dover, $5). The great novel of the senses and the heart that no other 19th-century novelist quite managed to write. That Tolstoy himself set out to write a moral tract warning against adultery only goes to prove D.H. Lawrence's dictum: Never trust the teller, trust the tale. Or, to put it another way, if it's truth you want, then go to art, not religion or ideology.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Fifteen Florida Cemeteries

Hey hep cats & kittens, just cuz you find yourself in reduced circumstances doesn't mean you don't need and deserve some vacation time. Babs and Ms. Vicki have now embarked in full force on the following tour:

Our first stop was in Micanopy.  Now I'm not sayin' that anybody inadvertently backed over a headstone or fell into a fresh grave, but we did have a spooktacular time...
Micanopy Cemetery 10/29/11.  Photo Courtesy of Ms. Vicki.
Do you like graveyards? I do. On vacation, I always make it a point to take in at least one historical cemetery. In a world composed of furious nanosecond sound bytes, a cemetery offers peace, reflection, and literary pause.

If you are of like mind, and/or perhaps had, or have an imaginary friend (you are whimsical), and you have a nice rainy Sunday to tuck in...please read "The Graveyard Book."
The Graveyard Book
This read is worth it alone for the catalog of tombstone epithets that the author uses to introduce characters to his readers. BTW, most of the characters happen to be dead.

--Lost to All But Memory
--Swans Sing Before they Die
--Who did no harm to no man all the days of her life. Reader, can you say likewise?
--What she spent is lost, what she gave remains with her always.
--Reader be Charitable.
--Deeply regretted by all who knew him.
--Traveler Lay Down Thy Staff
--Laugh

The "Graveyard Book" will cause you to "Momento Mori" (remember your death) but most of all encourage you to "see the world...get into trouble. Get out of trouble again. Visit jungles and volcanoes and deserts and islands. And people-- meet an awful lot of people."

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Buy Nothing Day is your special day to unshop, unspend and unwind. Relax and do nothing for the economy and for yourself - at least for a single day.

"What's greater than God, more evil than the devil, the rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it, you die?"
the answer........ "nothing." :)

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Facebook Blows...

...not really. 

I fervently wanted to hate this product, and came on-board kicking and screaming.  But after a week, I must say, I've kind of had fun.  I'm still getting my sea legs, but here are some ettiquette tips for the Book of Face:
  • Try not to be too snarky.  Face is a pretend land of puppies, kittens, and babies.  Save your snarkiness for real life or your blog.
  • Don't drunk Facebook....I awoke this morning aghast at what I'd done...
  • Avoid conversations on the douchiness of the Confederate Flag, reinstating the Pope as the head of the Church of England, and personal unresolved "Mommy" issues when the world knows this crap is spewing forth from your actual mouth. It could explain the sticks of dynamite rubber banded w/my morning newspaper. 
  • For the love of God people, DO NOT post the following as your profile picture:  The Blessed Sacrament, the Tasmanian devil, your kid, your dog, a fat bottomed girl (you know who you are), a picture of you in a previous decade...what are you hiding?
  • And lastly, give it up, and get over yo bad sef, there ain't no secrets on the Book of Face.  

I'm in love...

I may have to sell my soul.

Friday, November 4, 2011

If you can't Occupy Wall Street, keep Wall Street occupied!

The message I'm printing off and putting in my envelopes is:
"Hello Big Bank Clerk.  Join a Union today."